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HEADQUARTERS OF THE C.I.A. LANGLEY, VIRGINIA
Ozzie, come on ...
Palmer, whats up?
You know, Peck, and Olson.
Peck, yes, hello. Olson by reputation.
- I'm Osbourne Cox. - Yes, hello ...
- Are you with ... They are not ... - Yes, thats right.
The embassy.
Look, Oz. There is no easy way to say this.
We're taking you off the Balkans desk.
What?
Why?
In fact, we're moving you out of SIGINT entirely.
Just ... no discussion Just you're out?
- Well, we are having the discussion ... now. - Look ...
Oz, this doesn't have to be unpleasant disagreeable ...
Palmer, with all due respect ... What the fuck are you talking about?
And why Olson is here?
- Ozzie, look ... - What the fuck is this?
- I know many languages ... - Ozzie ...
- I am a great fucking analyst! - Fine. Ozzie ...
Ozzie, things - things have not been going well.
- As you know ... - You have a drinking problem.
- I have a drinking problem? - This does not have to be unpleasant ...
We find something for you in State. It say ...
Well, it's a lower level, But - but it is not ...
We're not terminating you.
This ... is ... an assault.
I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you are a Mormon!
Ozzie...
Next to you, we all have a drinking problems!
What the fuck is this? Who's ass didn't i kissed?
Lets be honest!
- Fine, Olson ... - Let us be fucking honest!
This is a crucificción! This is political!
And do not tell me it is not ...
I have a drinking problem!
You're home!
Honey, hang on do you have, I've got some news ...
- Did you pick up the cheese? - Hah?
- The cheese. Are you ready? - The cheeses ...
I didnt realise you could be home so early.
Yes, I left a message for you, to stop by "Arno's" ...
I told him that Magruder and Pfarrer would come to see you ...
Do Pfarrer? What did Kathleen say?
What?
- When you left the message. - That he would give you the message.
I dunno, I guess we had bigger news today
My day didn't revolve around ...
And why not picked CHEESE?
Well, if i did not get the message, Then i didn't pick-up the cheeses.
- Wait and I will go ... - Carajos, Ozzie.
- I have to go look for them? - I have news ...
- Stay here and get dressed. - Honey, we have to talk ...
But not now. They are coming, and I'm going ...
- Is goat cheese? - "Chèvre", yes, that is a goat cheese.
I have a lactose reflux. I can not ...
- Do you have lactose intolerance? - Yes, it is common.
Or you have a asid reflux? They are different things.
- I know they are. - So confused.
Oh, thank you for correcting me.
You should try the "Chèvre" Harry is very good.
Yes. The goat cheese I fell ill.
I said to your husband, I have a condition
I can cause an anaphylactic shock ...
Harry works in the Department of Homeland Security.
I work in the legislative side. Working for Senator Hobbie.
I have been in the Treasury Department of Social Security.
I've been there Marshall.
If it wants, he can show his "big gun".
Very funny. Guns no big deal.
In 20 years of service, never discharge my weapon.
That sounds like something you should be telling to the psychiatrist.
I have a psychiatrist.
Well, I think my job is pretty undramatic.
I am on the legislative side.
Miss. Pfarrer, what do you do? Do you. Also carry a gun?
- No, I am a writer ... - She writes children's books!
Oliver El Gato ... The little Legends.
It sounds wonderful!
My nieces and nephews just love them.
Love it, love it,
They are his family.
Are you sure it is goat cheese?
Why don't you let your wife
tell them about Harry books?
Come with me ...
Come to the kitchen, Raw and help me with.
Goddam it, he knows ...
- These are nice parquet ... - He know's what?
About us. He knows about us little prick.
Then such an Ozz ... He doesn't know a thing.
What is that, "Forbo"?
- What a horses ass ... - I don't know why we see them.
- She is alright. - She is a cold stuck up bitch.
You quit?
- Well, Thank you for telling me ... - I tried to tell you this ...
"You tried?" "You tried?" And then what?
- No, then our guests arrived, y. .. - Why! For fuck sakel, Ozzie!
I do not know. I just got so tired ...
- You're tired. - Yes, of swiming against the current.
Independent thought, is not valued there,
They resist, fight, bureaucracy ...
Gave you a pension, a retreat, something ...
I am not retired. I quit. I do not want their benefits.
But my benefits they will do you, Right? Is that the idea?
That is not the only way to make money.
Yes? Yes? What are you gonna to do?
I will do some consulting.
Consulting.
Yes, to help ... I've always wanted to write.
Write? Write what?
I've been thinking about writing ... a book.
A sort of ... "memoa"
You okay there, Dad?
Dad, I left my job at the Agency.
Sorry, Dad.
The Government Service is not ...
the same as when you were in State.
Things are different now.
I do not know, maybe it is ... the Cold War ending,
It seems like its all bureaucracy, and no mission.
I'm writing a memoa ...
I think it can be ... pretty explosive ...
but I do not think it disapproved. I do not think it disapproved.
Katie is a little skeptical, but sometimes
There are higher patriotism dad.
I know this kind of men. We've seen this.
Miss. Cox, you can not let this man take advantage of you.
And he will. He will ...
Yes, this is my fear.
He is trying, well he says he is trying to put himself together , but ...
Yes, look. Sure, I am obliged to tell you to tries salvage things ...
and you. should!
It is not surprising that people turn themselves around ...
But you... you haven't considered the possibility of divorce yet?
No.
That's good.
Because first you should get his financial.
Before making a decision.
Because here is a man ... Here is the man practiced in the art of deception
This is almost you could say it is job.
and there is no reason or anything inappropriate.
There is no reason you shouldn't get the picture of the house all finances.
Paper files, Computer files, whatever you find important.
You. can be a spy too, madam.
Before he is put on alert,
Before the turtle's can drow in his head, and ...
- Feet. - Feet.
And hopefully evrything will work out , he will reformand .
But ... if not ... Forewarned is forearmed.
We were young and committed, and there was nothing that we could not do.
We thought of the Agency least ...
The principles of George Kennan,
- My personal hero -
Like the fabled "Murrow Boy's" at a time of...
You reach the Cox Flia. Now we can not answer your call ...
Hello ...!
No, she - she is in the 5719 number.
This is the Cox home. You can reach her on her portable, or at her office.
She's married!
Number 4!
Has boyfriend!
and number 6.
She's scrubbing!
You should try to get a run in.
Ozzie!
Honey, I'm in the meeting dinner from Princeton. See you later.
Library Closed for Private Party
's take care of that retiring ...
Unanimously regocijemonos all ...
In praise of Old Nassau ...
In praise of Old Nassau, my boys,
Hurra, hurra, hurra!
Your children will, as long as they live,
Three Cheers for the Old Nassau ...!
We take all the chiken fat off your botox, here ...
. .. and the upper arms ...
- And a little off your tummy. - Yeah, great.
Now we do breast augmentation ... with a tiny incision here.
- Oh, it tickles! - And here!
What about the upper leg? The higher inside die area?
We can do liposuction there as well, but that area will respond to exercise.
Botox and upper arm begin to store more fat when get up around 40 ,
The body ages.
But the muscles will respond to toning exercises.
Yes, I can work my arms at home, but ...
Well, also there are genetic factors ...
The Litzkes, are always been big
Everyone got ...
My mother was able to pull a bus.
- Well, this is very good predisposi -- - And my father was saying the same thing.
My dad had a tendency to deposit kilos forward.
In the area of the navel. In another place, not so much.
Okay ...
What about your face?, You know ... "The window to the soul"
Very well
Well ... your eyes are one of your best features ...
But ... We can do something about incipient crow's feet.
Baby crow's feet. Little chickeling's feet.
I mean, Chick's.
Yes, as it is you. says, but leaving aside the words ...
we'll make a small incision ...
And then bonus can tight like stretching the skin, over a drum.
Not to tight, we don't want that. Work done look.
You need sufficient slag for the face expressive.
Yes, I do not want to look like Boris Karloff ...
- You. don't want a sex change! - Oh, no, I'm all woman!
So, Linda, what we taking about here is 4 different procedures.
Liposuction, rhinoplasty,
The facial cut, which I will strongly recommend over the chemical peeling,
- Yes, I do not want to burn anything ... - And why should you, with a lovely skin.
And finally, the breast augmentation.
We can also do something about the vaccine scar.
I do not know if you wear stresses much dresses sleeveless ...
Not with these flaps ...
Well, after postoperative
You may change your mind about that.
I want to talk about this vaccine thing.
You can counsel me with this?
It is that unsightly? I see many people have them.
Absolutely! Some women, don't mind it.
Its personal taste.
Chad!
Great inspiration ... Exhale ...
Hold it! Keep up to the end ...
And release ... Too much?
I felt a strange pull around my ass ...
Well, you are pretty tight down there ...
Something snapPed in my ass.
Feldheimer Chad, to the office, please ...
I gonna check with my office, i'll be right back, and will work on opening those hips!
I received a mail from the BeWithMeDC.com.
- No ...! Anything good? - Wait, I'm just looking.
- Click ... Click there? - Here ...
- Yes. And? - Fine.
Loser.
Loser!
- Should we call this "MrLoser.com" - Do you have send a picture?
No, only the guys do.
I completed a verbal profile. What turns me on, what turns me off ...
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Wait ... that guy wasn't bad ...
- Him? - No, before.
- Him? - Yes. He might not be a loser ...
- How can you say? - Use a Brioni suit ...
- Really? - Shit, yes!
Does he look like that has a sense of humor?
I do not know if an ophthalmologist make sense of humor ...
What does he do?
State Department.
Oh ... That's cool!
His hair ... What is that?
Toupee?
This is our cardio area and ...
We have a lot of machines, believe me, never have to wait.
What you see now, it's like our busiest time
and there are lots of machines free.
- Hey, Chad! - Hey, Linda!
- Called the guy? - No, not yet.
Chad is one of Feldheimer our instructors.
I enrolled in a site Internet dating.
- What service? - BeWithMeDC.com.
- Nice ... - Have you used that?
No, Two friends they do. They both hocked up.
With really special guys.
Thats fantastic ...
If you are a english speaker,
- Please say "yes" - "Yes"
I'm sorry, I didn't understand what you said.
- If you are a english ... - "English".
Want to talk to billing department
or to an agent?
- Agent. - I'm sorry, I didn't understand what you said.
Agent! Agent!
Hello, can I help you?
Hi, This is Linda Litzke. Shall I give you my account number?
- Keep this with you. - yes. - I have it here.
I was told that i need a pre-approval for these surgeries ...
I am afraid that these procedures, are not approved.
Yes, It was denied!
This operation is elective procedure, Not Covered by ...
No, these are 4 different operations ...
This is very complicated, I reinvented,
is a whole new look, is not a one thing.
But there are all approved by my doctor.
your doctor approvals are not ...
This is not -- Madam ...
My job involves public interface.
- This is not -- - You. must understand --
Oh, I understand. Put your supervisor on, please.
wait in line.
Alan?
- Linda? - Yes.
I'm the man!
Over and over and over this, First you say you can't commit, and then ...
Would you come down from there!
Please pick up plunge honey and Cheerios.
We married when i was in the middle of twenties.
Kid. Your kids of the twenties.
You think it is forever; get older ...
Starts feeling mortality, and there is no time for dishonesty,
for subterfuge.
Seeing another person, make choices ...
I am tinking of divorcing Ozzie .
Frankly ...
I guess that what I should be thinking too --
with Sandy.
- Well that why you are just saying? - Absolutely, yes.
And you're right, burn me get rid of it.
Undoubtedly. I agree with you.
- If I divorce ... - Yes. I should settle things.
With Sandy. Because you and me.
Its hard to that kind of pain, no?
Of course, it would be easy for you.
Why is that? I don't see that.
Because he is such an idiot. And Sandy, is a good lady.
- A very special lady. - She is a cold stuck up bitch.
A little bit ...
You and I should get things sorted.
I have always told you that it is more than just frivolity.
Thats understood. You face very straight.
I think that there is no need to repeat it more.
Absolutely.
Not as fun as games.
Absolutely.
Agent!
I'm sorry i didn't understand what you said ...
Agent!
Your call is important to us.
Please wait in line to the next available agent .
Ted, Can i talk about our Mickey Mouse HMO?
- Hang on. - This is some heavy shit!
- Am i in the date list? - No, fuck ...
You know? in order to reinvent itself,
The cost of the surgeries is incredibly ...
What is that?
I can't believe it ... This is like intelligence shit ...
I'm not comfortable with this.
- What is that? - This is like -- I can't believe the shit that I'm seeing!
- Manolo found ... - On the floor.
Yes, Manolo found this CD just lying in the locker.
In a ladies locker.
I thought, "will be a music CD, "
and I come in here, and its these files, man ...!
I'm not comfortable with this.
Talking about SIGINT, and signals, and shits, and ...
Signals means codes, you know?
It was just lying...
Talking here about of departments, and names, and shit ...
And there's another file, but are just numbers ...
Numbers, and dates, and numbers, and numbers, and dates, and numbers,
I think thats the shit, man!
The raw intelligence.
I'm not touching this. I want this out of here.
- Throw it out? - No, you can not do that ...
You should put a note in ladies locker room.
Put a note? Highly classified shit found?
Tips signals intelligence shit? CIA shit? "Hello ...
Anybody lose her secret CIA shit
- I do not think so ... - I do not know, you figure it out.
I'm not comfortable with this, and i want this out of Hardbodies.
We are running a gym here.
Manolo, you, didn't find this.
I found it , on the floor.
Yes, I know, but ...
It was there on the floor. Just lying there.
- Harry? - Yes, its me.
- An Absolut Saketini, please ... - Just a Tab.
But if you get an advance of salary, I could afford the operations ..
Is a company for wages, You know?
They just don't advance people money.
They just don't do that.
Sure, I could say i authorize it but that does not mean anything to them.
So, who will assist me with the health plan?
I need these surgeries, Ted!
You're a beautiful woman! You do not need to - ...
You tell me, where can I go with this body ...
I think it is beautiful. It is not those fake Hollywood bodies.
Thats right, Ted, I would be laughed out of Hollywood.
I have verry limited breasts, I have a huge ass,
And I have this thing that was reeling as a super cart with a crooked wheel.
You know,there is a lot of guys that loves you because just away you are.
Yes, losers!
- I do not know. I mean, am I a loser? - Ted ...
I am known as the manager of "Hardbodies."
Let me tell you ...
Let me show you something.
Is that you?
14-year-old Greek Orthodox priest. I made the parody of Chevy Chase.
That's a good job! What happened?
It's a long story ...
Anyway,
everything will be summarized happy or not.
My point is ... My point is that is a journey.
Thats my point! I do not want to stay where I am.
I want to find somebody to share my journey.
Well, you know, sometimes, if you don't looking your own back yard ...
I know, Thats why i started internet dating!
But what I am saying, is that sometimes ...
Look, Ted. I know that you can not authorize an advance of salary,
But could you put a request, can't you?
That does not make you any good one, Linda.
Ted, have you ever heard of power of positive thinking?
Harry?
I'm Monica.
Well .. hello.
I have to go running ...
- Hello? - Oh, my God ...!
Oh, my God ...!
Do you know what time it is?
I couldn't call you but, I know who the guy is!
The guy?
The guy, the secret guy.
- So is he high up? - I do not know if he is hight. Probably.
I mean i got his name, not his rank.
What is his name?
- Osbourne Cox. -Never heard of him.
Oh - you - was a CIA spy!
I'm just saying ...
I think that the degree of information determines their rank.
But what do we know?
Tie - Do you have any ... ?... Water? I got dehydrate.
- I've got tap water. - Are you kidding?
- How do you know who he is? - Sources ...
- What do you mean by "sources"? - Do not have a Gatorade?
Or something that is bottled in Maryland?
- Do you know far is this? - How do you know that this is his name?
I have a friend, Eddie Gallegos. He knows computers ...
Assembled computers, and programs, and VCRs and such shit ...
He considered those files, looking for a digital signature.
which tells you in what computer were created.
Fucking chames play for Eddie.
And. .. # I got his number ...#, # # I got his number ...
- Oh, my God! - That was a more bit difficult.
- Would you do a llamadito? - Oh, my God ...! Why?
Because he is gonna want to know that his shit, is secure.
His gonna be relieved ...
He might be even so relieved, that he gives us a reward.
I would be very fucking surprised if he deny.
Very surprised. You know ... Good Samaritan tax.
Well, its not really a tax, its voluntary.
Hello?
Osbourne? Osbourne Cox?
Yes. Who is this?
Is this Osbourne Cox?
Who speaks? Yes, I am. Who are you?
I am a good Samaritan.
I'm sorry i'm calling in such an hour, but I taught you might be worried ...
Worried?
About security ... of your shit.
What on earth are you talking about?
Who am I speaking to?
Your files ... the documents.
I know these documents are sensitive.
But I am in perfectly willing to give back to you, your sensitive shit.
By the time You choosing.
What documents are you talking about?
Osbourne Cox?
Yes! Yes! This is!
Hello! Its Osbourne Cox! Who the fuck are you.
What documents are you talking about?
Ok ...
"The chief of station in Belgrade, to I call "Slovak, the Butcher"
He has a very little report with the staff, in offices ... "
"Rapport, very little Rapport, with the staff ", fucking moran!
How did you get this?
No, don't ask, Osbourne.
- It is not important, really ... - What the fuck is in the head!
I do not know who the fuck you are, but you have no idea what you're doing!
Oh, why are so nervous, Osbourne Cox?
I - I am just a good Samaritan, a traveler on the road ...
Make him know that if he wants to return, should give us a reward.
- Linda, do not do that! - You must pay the imposed on the Good Samaritan.
- Who is that? - Ozzie, what's going on?
Tell him, he is inconveniencing us.
Hello! Who is the fuck is this?
You know This is a major inconvenience for us,
and we just taught ... An reward? ...
So, it's money.
you want money! Ok!
Yes, why not ....?
Ok, ok, listen to me.
Is it so misplace my attitude?
Listen to me, you two , clowns. Listen to me very, very carefully.
You have no idea what you are doing.
- And I warn you ... - You? You warn us?
You warn us? You warn us? Let me tell you something, sir. Intelligence:
- We will warn you! - Listen!
You call to make know our demands.
Hello?
Chad! No! Don't play his game!
you. do not understand the rules of the game!
Sorry ...
- Jesus! - Which never that guy...
I'm very fucking surprises he did not offered a reward ...
What the hell is going on?
A clown ... two clowns, say they have my memoas.
Your what?
- They have been stolen, I do not know how ... - Your what?
My memoas, The book I'm writing.
How are you happen to somebody that this is worth anything?
Doesn't sound he is gonna play ball.
Oh, he will play ball. You just have to show him who is boss.
He sounded very Senior.
I think this is some senior guy who screwed the pooch in good times.
Yah, Thats why we got him you know ... We cut him with sting cut in a big fat ringer
- Yes. - And we are in the driver's seat.
This is our opportunity. You don't get any of these...
You sleep on a eyes outside you know a fancy restaurant, or
something like this happens.
- Right ... - And right now ... this is happened.
Yap ... it sure has.
This could be an opportunity for my surgeries.
Big time ...
Honey?
Honey! My car's here. I'm off, Mystery Man ...
- What is that thing? - There is strict secrecy, baby.
How many cities?
Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago.
Why is the itinerary in Seattle? It's not a big market ...
I do not know, lots of independent bookstores.
Rains all the time, What else people going to do?
- I am thinking a couple of things ... - You only think of one thing.
You got me?
I alojaré in the "Peninsula". They will pay ...
- You gonna be ok? - I shall be sad, but be okay.
- Thingy ... - As a caged cat.
I'm crazy about you, baby.
Hey!
Tony Bennett, Toni Morrison, Zoe Caldwell, it was marvelous ...
First time I heard, in tribute to Kennedy,
Jane Alexander was a client, an old friend of Zoe.
Anyway ...
- Connie! - Yes, sir.
Could you bring me a copy of the Cox financials?
GYM "HARDBODIES"
Tony Bennett.
I thought i had it here on the disk. I do not know where the disk is.
Sorry, I will have to copy from my hard drive.
Ok.
So, we have all the papers, and we prepare to demand Osbourne,
as has been decided, Miss. Cox ...
But since we are in the point of no return "...
I always urge my Clients who are given the chance
give it one more day ... of reflection.
Harry?
Its Linda.
Well, hello ...!
I did all bodyguard for years ...
Mine was in the State, Office the Secretary, so much traveled.
"Iron leaves Buttocks of building" We called him "Iron ass."
Not in the face, of course. Not behind his ass, neither!
Pretty good. Being a bodyguard is thing for young people.
These are very good one. Want to try one?
- Is that shell food in it? - Shell food?
I have hypersensitivity.
I can have an anaphylactic shock, my larynx swalles up ...
What the hell! At Risk!
- Do not use condoms! - Thats right! not always!
Now I work more administrative.
I do not spend more to the personal protection.
- Although I carry a gun ... - Oh, my God!
No big deal.
Never been charge at 20 years of service.
The wearing because it makes me feel good. I can not imagine being without it.
Of course, it is assumed that you must not think of using it.
In a situation where Your man is threatened,
you must put it into practice.
Memory, reflexes. Those little things are extraordinary. Can I have more?
-No way.
- Do not touch me! - Go!
Sake?
... an internal political conflict, and these fussy shit.
So, I tramples the neck to Goldberger. Lovely!
- Flat white pine? - Yeah, I guess, yes ...
Listen, Linda, disclose things now:
Yes, I have not married ring, But, I am married.
I took the ring off about 18 months ago when we agreed to separate.
We agree, then disagree, and then went back to agree.
Thanks for telling me, Harry, really appreciate it.
Full transparency is my motto ...
-Its not gonna go off, is it? - And I want to go to another room ...
Thats great ... thats exciting ...
Yes, it's very, very communicative. Very accessible. And he has a sense of humor.
and he agrees 100% about my surgeries.
He agreed my ass can be smaller.
I mean, not a bad way, but it has a sense of humor.
It's good ... but ... Linda, what do you really know about this guy?
- I told you, he is in in the Treasury Department. - But, no, I mean ...
He could be one of these guys you crosses on the Internet?
Yes, so am i.
What's wrong with this?
No, you can not wear that, You have to wear suit!
You mean home change?
Yah!
I was gonna ride my bike.
- Osbourne Cox? - And you i taked are... "Mr. Black"?
Yes, I am ...
Do you have the money?
50,000 dollars?
Thats what we was agreed about, Osbourne Cox.
Allright, let me explain something to you, "Mr. Black."
You. know who I am, I know who you are.
Perhaps ... Appearances ... can be deceptive.
Yes. You are ingage then is blackmail, That is a felony, in the first place.
Appearances can be deceptive.
I am being a good Samaritan, who ...
Secondly, the unauthorized dissemination of classified material,
is a federal crime.
If you ever carried out your purpose treat,
you will experience such a shit storm of consequences, my friend,
that your empty little head would be spinning faster
that the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle, back there ...
You think thats a Schwinn?
No! Give me the fucking floppy, or CD, or what ever the fuck it is ...
As soon as I Give us the money, dickhead!
- You fuck! - Give it to me, fuck!
- You fucker! - I know who you are, fucker!
Mother fucker!
- Where is the money? - He hit me!
Where is the money?
- He didn't give it to me! - Get in the car. Get the car!
What are you doing?
Shit!
Fuck it!
Fucking lunatic!
- You fucking morons! - Lining!
Now you need to think about it ...
- Yes! - I knew this would happened.
Wait, wait! We have to go back!
- My bike! - It is time for "Plan B".
It's just a normal lock, you can open those fucking with the big...
The Sam people!
- What is this? - The Russian Embassy
I talked with Mr. Krapotkin and we are waiting ...
Could it happen to the bathroom?
Madam, you are a mistaken.
I am an assistant Deputy culture.
The Organs of State security are not allowed to function within the bothers of your country.
-Organs? - Yes ...
But what if I had?, As say, secrets of highly ...
secrets that would be interest of the "Organ" ...
Yes?
Thats just a taste.
May I ask the source of this material?
- No, you may not. - From the highest level ...
- Chad! - Only told at the highest level ...
- PC or Mac? - PC.
- Could you wait, please? - I do have a date.
Hey!
- The fish has bitten. - Yes, it seems so.
Chad.
Could you accompany me, please?
- There is more material? - There is a lot more.
But we want to be paid first.
You are not act ideologically ...
I don't think so.
Look, I have a date, so ....
Date.
Nobody checking revenues, missing towels ...
- Sorry, Ted. - Manolo running around like crazy ...
What happened to your nose?
This is not acceptable in "Hardbodies."
- And you two know better of that. - Yes, you're right, Ted. I am very sorry.
- This is no way. - It was inevitable, Teddy.
- won't happen again. - But you have to tell what's going on.
No, we can't!
I know this is really terrible, Ted, but I have to go
I have a date.
You're changing, Linda.
It is very sad ...
... I've done in my mind, all Ozzie moved to guard against.
Is that it? "Hm .. mm"?
I wonder if it's the right time ...
Of course it is the right time. What would be the right time?
- This is frightening you? - No ... you and me, we are rock solid.
I think, we have to be big.
We have to take care of Ozzie, giving him the chance to
get himself together a little bit before you hammer hell out of him
- What are you saying? Hammering him? - Of course not.
- That was your words ... - Yes, but ...
- I don't hammer! - No, of course not.
Listen. I know friend of the guy you know that...
I consider it a sabihondo arrogant,
but, you know, we have all the time in the world, he just lost his job ...
He didn't lose it; he quit.
Most of the people in this town who quit, were fired.
I feel sorry for him.
I think it would be a lot easier to deal with thus within 4 months.
Maybe ...
this is something we would say Ozzie here, not you.
Of course we talk about Ozzie!
'll Do whatever you want, baby, I adore you!
Requests the check.
Yes. Yes?
Is there blood on the door? Later. I'm running Home.
I love you, baby ...
Ozzie!
goddam it, Ozzie, What have you done to the car?
Alright. Alright ...
- My God, excuse me, am I too delayed? - No, no ...
Barely five minutes.
- You haven't seen this yet, right? - This one no, no i have not.
- They say it is fine. - Well!
Over and over and over this, first you say you can't come in, and then ...
> Would you come down from there!
They are not dust ... the excesses always paid.
I told it, I'm an expert in articles, but ...
- You have to deal with adult ... - It is never easy ...
Let's go down stairs. Would you like surprises?
Well, I'm open to new experiences!
I saw this in an ad a for gentlemens magazine ...
$ 1,200. Twelve hundred box.
And I thought "You gonna be kidding me! ".
I am a hobbyists ...
Basically, is nothing complicated ...
then I went to "Home Depot"
and I did it myself for about $ 100.
What is it?
You sit down there. Make yourself comfortable. Put your feet in the stirrups ... and. ...
Oh my God!
- thats fantastic! - A little bit, no?
$ 100, not counting my labor.
and the cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap.
I like ... I do not like the rubber block.
The Russians?
Russian Embassy, yes.
- Are you sure? - The rate is not difficult to follow, as you know.
Why the fuck would they go to the Russians?
Why the fuck?
- Sorry. Thank you, Hal. - Hey, no problem.
Ozzie, I hate to be the paranoid but ... someone is very interested in you.
Mirándote was not, Oz?
Can I help you?
I'm Sorry if you bother, but your face look familiar sir ...
- Princeton,'73? - Yes.
- No - I can not remember your name ... - Osbourne Cox.
I thought so ... Served, and witness.
Have good night!
ouch?
Fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck! Fuck it!
Why did you tell them that we can get more stuff?
Maybe we can ...
Thats all Manolo found ! That was everything!
What we gonna tell
Manolo to find more shit secret on the floor of the dressing room ...
- Hey! - What?
I don't like the sarcasm! No more negative activity!
Sorry.
Just try to works this thing ...
I'm gonna reinvent myself same, I need surgery,
and the surgeries cost much, a lot of money,this is not just funny game ...
- Sorry ... - So, we try realize this, okay?
Chad, is already your BEATING energy ...
- We know who he is. - Right. Osbourne Cox.
- We can find out where he live's, huh? - I guess ...
- You should change into a suit ... - Why?
So you don't stand out in his neighborhood,
- There is something elemental, Chad. - His neighborhood?
Yes. you should take off the labels and the laundry marks to the suit.
- Laundry marks?
- What is the odometer say? - Five ...
about five, or approximately five?
For the fuck sake, Harry, Five miles ...
- 5.2. - Ok. I gotta do at least five.
- 5.2 is ok. - Have a major of energy ...
You're kiddy? park to the back, and I give you my energy ...
- Yes, of course ... - No, come back in the car, not in your situation.
Fuck you! I am late ...
Hello?
Oh, My God!
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Nothing!
Oh ... oh my fuck!
I killed a fucking spy!
What the fuck are you doing here, you fucker?
Olson, what's up?
Palmer, what's up?
I'm not quite certain, sir, but it's messy.
Kolyma-2 said they have computer files from
an exanalyst of mine, Osbourne Cox.
- Kolyma-2? - Our Man in the Russian Embassy.
- They were brought by a woman ... - The Russians?
Yes. It was brought in by a woman named Linda Lietzke,
linked to a guy called Harry Pfarrer.
Pictures in the file, are Pfarrer.
- The Russians? - Yes.
And who is ... Pfarrer?
Treasury guy who has been ... screwing Mrs. Cox.
That must be out of files.
Maybe Ozzie knows about him, they also have been sleeping with each other.
- Alright, spare me. - Yes, sir.
But...This treasury guy ,
Its become complicated. He just Shot somebody in Ozzie's house.
- Shot... Your analyst? - No. Ozzie wasn't there.
Our man surveying hears a gun shot sees the guy,
Something into his car,
Follows him, he dumps a body in the Chesapeake.
- Why to do that for? - Don't know sir.
For god sake, anybody fished the body out?
-And Russions Americans? -Don't know
- And this Linda..? - Linda Litzke.
- Yah, she is treasury? - No.
No we are fuzzy on here.
So we don't really know what anyone is after
Not really sir.
- And this analyst, ex-analyst... - Cox.
- Whats his clearance level? - Tree.
Ok, no bigi.
Just keep on eye on everyone see what they do.
Yes, sir.
- And will interface with FBI on this dead body?
No. No we don't want those idiots bumbling around us.
burning his body. Get rid of it.
Keep on eye on everyone see what they do.
Report back to me when...
I don't know. When it make sense.
I'm bigger, I'm bigger, than ever.
I'm bigger than anybody I'm bigger, and back.
I'm better, and back.
And back. You fuckers, and back.
Fuckers!
- Linda, are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine, Ted, sorry.
- You don't look fine ... - No. No, I ... I am ...
Why you don't tell me what's wrong ...
You never let me in, Linda.
I know you trust me,
I don't want in danger other people,
That is, the path that i chosen,
You have to isolated, you know? firewall ...
I do not know what to think.
You both go away on friday, and Chad did not come today ...
- I know, Ted. - I can't run a gym this way.
- I know, Ted. - I'm gonna have to fire him.
- No! No, no, no, Ted! Dame ... - What?
- Give me 24 hours. - To what?
I don't know just give me 24 hours!
- Linda ... - To solve this thing!
Linda, I have to tell you, a man was here earlier asking about you.
You are - you are in some kind of trouble? Is Chad running away from something?
We know what we do, Ted. Let me ask you this.
Did he know my name?
Yes, he was asking about you. employment history, income, profits.
- I told him get lost. - Thanks, Ted.
We don't give information in "Hardbodies."
- Linda, Mr. "Kraptkin" in line 2 ... - Oh my God!
- Mr. "Kraptkin" - Linda?
Yes.
Yes, I'm Ivan Krapotkin, the Russian Embassy, returning your call ...
Yes, yes! Hang on. Sorry, Ted. This is private.
Mr. Krapkin, Is this a secure line?
- Are you jocking? - No!
I am very worried about my partner ...
Chad ... Do you have him?
- Do we have him? - Yes, yes ...
Well, I do not know what term is used ... Are you off?
Don't understand. Is he not in "Hardbodies"?
No...
Could i come and discuss this?
- I'm very busy at the moment. - I'm coming, anyway.
- You seem distracted ... - Really?
Yes, very distracted in the last few days ...
Work.
Do not you appear too many carrots?
- What? - For the salad ...
You know, you're really are a negative person.
What?
I've tried to ignore it. Get over it.
- Harry, stop the foolishness. - Stop the foolishness?
Yes. And behave. You're Not speaking to one of your friends, shit hole bodies.
- Hello? - Honey? It's so good to hear your voice ...
- Somthing wrong, Harry? - No.
Yes. Can you come home? The baby needs you.
- You can please come home? - Harry, I can not stop the tour.
- Deliveries gifts, is finished. - I can't just leave,there are 2 days left.
I have to be in Seattle.
Yes ...
- I love you, Harry. - Yes. I love you too.
Hey! Fucker!
Fucker!
Fuck!
- Fucker! - Who do you work for?
Who do you work for?
Who are you?
Who do you work for? CIA? NSC?
- Tuchman Marsh! - What?
- Tuchman Marsh! Yes. - Marsh Tuchman?
- Is your name Tuchman Marsh? - Marsh Tuchman Hauptman Rodino!
- I work for them. - You work for Tuchman Marsh?
Yes
Is a survey of lawyers?
No! A rock band. Yes, it is a survey of lawyers ...
- Why are you following me? - Divorce action, numnut.
My wife hired you?
No. Your wife hired Tuchman Marsh.
Tuchman Marsh hired me.
I work for Tuchman Marsh.
Sandy...
Jisus! Grow up, man! it happens to everybody ...
"and at midnight of the third day, even the sergeants and arms have fallen asleep.
And it was just then at that very moment that Oliver sneeze! "
I'm sorry Interrupte you. I want to show the illustrations.
Can we show of that? There, there it is.
Oliver interrupting to filibusters ...
- Wonderful! - It's wonderful!
The book is called: "Point of Order, Oliver!"
And the talented of author is Sandra Pfarrer.
She'll Stay with us for The next segment,
that we will with the Sultan of the salad.
And then it's part two, a very special Interview with Dermot Mulroney.
Stay where you are ...
I must be crazy. This has been incredible.
- And the segment of Oliver ... - No more ...
- Thanks, we finished. - OK, great.
- Thought that would never ends ... - Me too ...
Let me get this garbage off my face.
What the fuck?
Yes, ma'am. Can we help you?
What kind of Mickey Mouse embassy you running anyway?
I've been waiting 45 minutes!
I am sorry, ma'am. We had an urgent problem.
Maybe this is an urgent matter, Chad has disappeared for 24 hours!
I have no news Mr. Chad, ma'am.
He was gathering information for you. when he was taken!
We're not interested in such kind of information. It was unusable.
Unusable?
- Would you like your dick back, madam? - Unusable?
I will give you something useless! Listen to me well, sir. "Krapkin"!
I am a US citizen, I will not take this kind of treatment!
My check was returned for insufficient funds.
No, no, mam, there are over $ 40,000 in that account.
The account is not closed.
When?
How could she have access?
What about our savings account ? What about my savings account ?
No! No, sorry, I don't know the number to my savings account,
because, Believe it or not, I don't spent my entire days
siting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking savings accoun!
No way!
No way, Linda. No.
I can't do it, Ted. I don't know anything about computers ...
Linda, this hole thing is crazy.
It was crazy at the 1st time, you want to do it again?
Break into the man's house?
You said the Russians didn't even want's this stuff.
My world is bigger than that, Ted. There are other people. They are the Chinese!
- Linda, these surgeries ... - No! Do not talk of the surgeries, Ted.
We'll use it as currency Change to recover to Chad.
- What do you mean getting back? - Information is power, Ted, hello!
What do you mean by getting back? You don't know where he is?
Somebody has it, Ted ...
You can call the police if you want to get back missing people!
I can't do that! We operate in secret there!
We have to hide from the police, we must hide it from everybody!
- Linda ... - I need a positive person, Ted!
You are pure negativism! You do not have motivation! I hate you! I hate you!
What will serve?
A Seven and Seven.
Hello?
It's Harry.
My marriage has ... pum! ..
But this is all be a long time coming...
Was it?
Yes, well, right ...
I am depressed ...
I do exercise. I have not gone to run in 3 days.
Abdominal or nothing
- Do you think maybe i could stay here for a while? - Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no ...
You can not always come from me. I am not that strong.
You're not here for me, Harry.
I need a clever person, you view the navel.
Chad is the only person able to I know, and it has gone, is gone ...
I'll be good, I'll be better. I just get my exercise ..!
I am not someone special to you? Who the fuck is Chad?
he's my friend from work ... You can help me find him.
You know the police can make a call, unofficially.
Wait, what happens? What is his name?
Chad Feldheimer, and he just disappeared.
It has not gone to work or at his hime for 2 days.
- Fine. You know his Social Security number? - No ...
- When was the last time you saw him? - Do not know! He just disappeared ...!
Taking the thing in "Jamba Juice" on K Street, and now he is gone!
Well, well, let's find ... everything will be OK.
- Piece of cake. Harry is with you. - Ok ...
Open your mouth! Open it! Do as the doctor says. Come on!
Open your mouth! Come on! Open your mouth!
Look, young man:
you do as i say, or i'm gonna ask your mother to leave the doctor's room,
and you and i are gonna sort it out between us.
Hello?
I'm with a patient.
And its the same fucking patient she is been with, since yesterday?
You tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys.
Hello, sunshine!
You seem better ...
I did a bit of gymnastics this morning.
And army last night, in there ...
Harry!
I'm tired of beating their heads against the wall. I start doing what is right for me.
I believe that also, i think you have to do what is right for you ...
Yes, exactly! You know, I had a great shocks recently, and I understood that life is not infinite.
Nobody is immortal.
I think it is very important maintaining a positive attitude.
Always forward. Always bright.
Molestate by little things.
And its all small stuffed.
First of all ...
- Here is were we first met, do you remember? - Of course i do!
Its hard to know what the important days are to you...
You may say that I am being paranoid but is that guy, looking at us?
No.
Have you found out anything about Chad?
Nothing yet. I made a couple of calls. Those shits take too long ...
Really?
Yes, it's so many Databases now its a joke.
You know, when I was a bodyguard, it was still an art to find the people,
But not any more. Our cell phones ...
I mean, pretty soon, everyone gonna know where you are at any given moment.
At any given moment. Well ...
When you left "Jamba Juice" Do you have any idea where Chad was going?
- Oh, I know where he was going ... - Did you know?
At Georgetown, Olive street.
160 Olive Street. Its a resident of this guy ... Osbourne Cox.
Who are you?
What?
Who are you? The CIA? NSA?
Are the military? Who do you work for?
Who are you?
I'm just Linda Litzke.
Harry!
Holy Christ!
And you are my... wife's lover?
- No. - And what are you doing here?
I know you. You're the guy from the gym.
I'm not here to represent "Hardbodies."
Oh, yes. I know very well what you represent ...
You represent the idiocy today.
I do not represent that either.
Oh, yeah, you're the guy from the gym that When i asked about that moronic woman ...
- She's not a moron. - You're in league with that moronic women.
You are part of the League of morons.
- No, no ... - Yes.
You're one of the morons that I have been fighting my whole life.
My whole fucking life. But guess what?
Today, I win.
Intruder! Stop!
Intruder!
Stop!
Wait. Wait a minute.
Where is the Treasury guy? Pfarrer?
- Now? - Now.
- He is in a detention room in Washington. - Why?
Trying to tackle a flight to Venezuela.
We had his name in A hot list. CB people demands .
I do not know why he was try to go to Venezuela.
- You don't know? - No, sir.
We have no extradition with Venezuela.
What should we do with him?
Fuck sake, put it in the next flight to Venezuela.
Yes, sir. Ok.
- OK, then;the gym manager, is dead. - Yes, sir.
- The body is ... - Thats gone, sir.
Ok.
- But there's a ... snag. - What?
Well. This analyst, Cox, was attacking the gym guy.
It was in bright day on the street, and our man ...
did not know what to do. Refrained from intervening.
Yes?
He ... He shot to the analyst. He shot Cox.
- Good! Great! Is he dead? - No, sir, he is in the coma.
But it is as if it were. It has no brain activity.
Ok. Ok. If he wakes up, We worry about it then.
Juses, what confusion! Thats it then.
No one else really knows anything?
- Well, sir, there is ... - What?
What?
The woman, the gym women, Linda Litzke.
Oh fuck! Yes. God!
- Where is she? - The we have in custody.
We have her? To do what with?
She said she'll play ball if we pay for ...
Some ... another sound odd ...
Some surgeries that she wants.
Aesthetic Surgery. She said, she'll sit on everything.
How much?
There were several procedure all to get .....
- Leave it. - Yes, sir.
Well. Yes.
- Jesus fucking christ! - Yes.
- What do we learn, Palmer? - I do not know, sir.
I fucking know either.
- I guess we learned not to do it again. - Yes, sir
Although we do not know what we did ...
Yes, sir. It's hard to say.
Jesus fucking christ ...
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